Birthday
LD149

Listen Doll,
I gave up internet dating.

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I found a faster way
to meet firemen.

Happy Birthday!

Birthday
LD150

At this age, Doll, I only
go places where I can

1. wear yoga pants, and

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2. there won't be any yoga.

Happy Birthday!

Support
LD151

So Doll, my doctor
told me to squeeze
a little ball
to relieve stress.

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After he stopped screaming,
I found out he meant rubber.

Thinking of you!

Birthday
LD152

Listen Doll, let's not even
mention 'feminine dryness'.

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I can start a brush fire
just by crossing my legs.

Happy Birthday!

Support
LD153

You know Doll -
facing tough times is
like putting your bra on -

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You hang in there.

Colonoscopy
LD154

Listen Doll, you know
the worst thing
about colonoscopies?

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The camera adds
10 pounds.